My armor

Without which I would feel unprotected.

My eight-hole black Docs that I got in '96 at the London store with my sister
The "30 points of light" white gold and diamond ring my parents gave me for my 30th birthday
Long-wearing lipstick, preferably brown
Daring, curiosity, bravery, charm, and a sense of self-worth
A good bra (nothing pointy)
A mirror (for reflection. A compact will do.)
My smile
Some kind of writing stick

In the adventure that is my life, these items increase my armor class, and they never lose their potency. I don't have any wands or amulets yet, but I'll let you know when I get one… (Yes, I have been playing NetHack. Why do you ask?)