Hate, you say? Hate is such a strong word. CC, what did onions ever do to you?
But I do hate them, and I'll tell you why. It's because they stink! They leave such a stinky skunky smell on my hands I can't stand it anymore. I sliced half an onion on Monday night and my fingers still freaking stink! My stainless steel "soap" didn't seem to help, either.
But thinking about it, now I'm not so sure. At this point I don't know if it's my fingers that take on odors, or my super sniffer. I think it has to be half and half because I have, I don't know exactly, but let's call it... caustic skin. My skin eats directly through gold rings and it takes on smells. But my nose has its own super strength and I can smell things that other people can't.
I guess those must be my superpowers, then...
1 week ago