Yum, men

How do men look so yummy?

Why is it that the typical man can look so good without doing a damn thing, while on any given day the typical woman applies makeup and does her hair and wears sexy shoes and eye-catching clothes? I love wearing makeup, and I love sexy shoes and clothes, and doing my hair is fun (to an extent), but it would be great if I could be as appealing as a man just by rolling out of bed... it's so unfair...