The naked truth

So 1,000,000 monkeys is not for me. The bad news is I'm extinct. The good news is I'm not ranked last. I am #484 out of 1603, as of today.

No one liked my snippet (I admit, it was not my best work, I was rusty) and I've been reduced to a pile of primate hair and bones. Waaahhh! I'm shouting and stomping my feet. Now I'm sitting and breathing. Ok, tantrum over. Perhaps I can resurrect myself. Or maybe I don't wish to.

Science fiction is nice, but it's really not my bag anymore. Guess I'll have to start writing about something else. Any ideas?