A real letdown

So I'm in the office yesterday, just minding my own business, bent over, adjusting a lace on my boot, when I hear a very faint snap. And my left boob wiggles. I stand up, and figure out it was the underwire on my favorite sporty Playtex bra! Which is no longer made. What can I say? These are the things that happen to me.

And by the way, I had almost a full work day left. How did I fix it? Duct tape...