I don't know how to say this...

...so I'll just say it. It's over between us.

We had fun, and you were there when I needed you. But I used you, for the great things you did to me, for the person you helped me become. We were good together. You were good.

I always knew it would come to this. Sometimes the shortest affairs are the sweetest.

Goodbye, Coke Zero. Maybe we'll run into each other at some point. I'll remember you fondly. See you around...