Damage to your portfolio

What does a six-year-old know about the stock market? The latest kid word connection follows.

My sister was driving the kids home last night, while they talked about the day’s events. Niecey mentioned a show they saw at camp. I think it was about Arthur (you know him? He’s a rabbit) who was hanging around with his friends and a busybody played a trick on him or something. Niecey was indignant that Arthur's friend “messed up his entire stock market!”

“Hmm, that doesn’t sound good at all. Tell me about his stock market, hon.”

“Well, it’s big, and holds his pictures and markers and crayons…”