My 36 favorite foods

In case anyone is curious.

• arroz con gandules
• bacon, crispy
• bbq chicken pizza with hots
• beef teriyaki on a stick
• boneless buffalo wings, very spicy (no blue cheez, pleez)
• bouillabaisse (with lots of saffron)
• breads and butter (must include challah)
• brisket
• cheeses (must include Jarlsberg, smoked gouda, brie, havarti with dill, and a strong cheddar)
• cherries (on the stems)
• cocktail shrimp with spicy sauce
• cole slaw
• corn on the cob
• cucumber and tomato salad
• french fries, extra crispy
• gazpacho
• green beans (baby size, raw or blanched)
• Kashmiri naan
• mixed salted nuts
• olives (black and green)
• onion kugel
• pasteles (not the sweet ones)
• peanut chicken
• peanut M&Ms
• pineapple
• Russell Stover milk chocolate Roman nougats
• scoopable Italian ice -- at least cherry and lemon flavors (but not rainbow)
• shumai
• Sicilian pizza
• Singapore noodles
• smoked trout (head, eyes, and all bones removed)
• smoked turkey rolled up in butter lettuce leaves
• spring rolls
• tostones
• veggie pakora

And finally, a beautiful half chocolate, half white cake with my name on it, and maybe my picture, too.

Sort of all over the place, but what can I say? These are my favorites. This would be the best buffet EVER! Want to come over? All I need to do is win the lottery. And install a vomitorium. (Roman nougats. Get it?)